The fact that you even can’t tell your friends that you love them because everyone feels like unconditional love is strictly for monogamous relationships, is ridiculous.
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New Trash Talk! NO PEACE! Out May 27th!
So stoked for this new Trash Talk
TOMORROW I GOTTA NEW SONG DROPPING FEATURING KSRA AND PRODUCED BY @fuckinrice ITS PREMIERING WITH @INTERVIEWMAG BRO! #THERING
Showyousuck is channeling that 90’s Deathrow vibe in this picture.
I was talking with my friends today about stories from The Bible, and how crazy they sound. They are believers, I’m not, but we’re all good. I asked them if I went up to them and said that I was in the mountains and a burning bush told me that it was God, and it had rules for me to give to everyone to follow, my friends would have me locked up so fast.
It all started because someone we used to work with was shouting on Facebook, I guess, “HE IS RISEN!” I said if she was on the street corner shouting that at people, they’d think she was a crazy homeless person. Do it on Facebook, it’s okay.
Context is very important.
Now BRB, God rejected my offering, while accepting my brothers. Gotta go pull a homicide.
Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.
Stepdad- My Leather My Fur My Nails
Listen to this if you if you want to know what pure bliss sounds like and looks like
Breezy, sunny Spring days were made for electro pop
One of my favorite Simpsons moments
New Dillinger Escape Plan 7” picked up at the show last week. #Vinyl #DillingerEscapePlan
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
One of the companies I work for gave us these books and one of the pages inexplicably had this old man in a field on a laptop. I work for a teleconferencing company. I went through a phase where I put googly eyes on everything.
Narrator: And although the intervention didn’t work…it turned into one of the Bluth family’s better parties.
Spring Breakout - 2x17
#DailySketch Arya and The Hound.
Original art for sale in my store.